Relatively straightforward sounding win for United at home to Plucky Comeback Kings Reading last night, sounds like Phil Jones might be knacked for next week's Madrid game though

Arsenal vs Bayern tonight. There's some really quite scary stats about Bayern being chucked around, but to be honest after the weekend I'm not too fussed about the result, I just want the players to look like they give a shit. Hopefully we'll give Bayern a good game tonight, but I'd expect them to go through pretty comfortably over the 2 legs.

Journalists really don't like being told off.

Paolo Di Canio quits Swindon, about 3 times seemingly. Blackpool appoint Paul Ince, ensuring the Football League's mental 90's players quota doesn't take too big a hit