I keep it simple...

1 tin anti-perspirant (any branded one)
1 tin Lynx Africa
1 bottle Lynx shower gel (any)
1 body scourer (yeah, that's right)
1 tube Sensodyne toothpaste
toothbrush

- No hairstyling products necessary
- No shampoo needed as shower gel's fine
- No aftershave, got the Africa, innit
- No shaving products required unless trip is longer than a week
- No skincare products of any kind. Pointless.

Shoot...