do you ever do this?

i've noticed my flatmate does this near constantly when he thinks i'm not home, some really bizarre shit too

once heard him rehearsing a phonecall to the council to complain before he made it, whilst i can understand the concept of doing this it still strikes me as odd

i think i only really do it when extremely pished and trying to convince myself that my legs do work, or giving myself a pep talk that i'm not actually going to fall off the couch