1p change at the till?

Hate it. There are no winners. Do you

a)stand there like a tightwad, with your sweaty, unfurled ‘please, sir’ paw waiting for your 1p

b)Say something totally wanky like ‘don’t worry, mate, keep the change!!!11111!’

c)Just leave while they’re rooting around in the till….just seems really rude

d)Get it and then toss your new penny like you believe in that lucky penny shite while shouting ‘HEADS!’

e)Put it in one of those collection jars…..looking like a massive tightwad who gives an insulting 1p to charity

Obviously this isn’t a neurotic piece of over-thinking behaviour I have ever spent any time worrying about, but wondered what you inept internet worriers do.

Canada is getting rid of the penny over there. Definitely seems the way to go, end the madness now. I’ve visited their mint, was nice……um……any other small denomination news or business?