Juventus and PSG pretty much book their places in the last 8; PSG making the tie remain vaguely open thanks to conceding and ibrahimovic getting sent off in the final minutes.

Leeds lose, warnock walking on thin ice. I suspect Sunday may be his last game, possibly in his career. Hull go into second. Play-off battling Blackburn and Brighton serve up a draw.

Man Utd and Real Madrid look to set the world record for most bellends on one pitch tonight; in a game that should be brilliant if there's an early goal or both sides live up to their potency in attack and defensive frailty, though may well end up a nervy 0-0 or decided by a solitary goal.

To open it up; which games come to mind with both teams featuring the most terrible people?

</ something glib about leeds, from people that can remember they can only name, let alone have an opinion on, two or three of our players>

Shakhtar and Dortmund also play in a match worth keeping an eye on.

I thought chelsea would probably be playing tonight but their FA Cup replay won't be played until Sunday?? Does this usually happen? What about the 5th round match?