any tips on techniques to do this?
I need to become quicker to anger.
I need to take personal offence more.
I need to be able to intimidate people more.
I need to be nastier to people.

I know these sound strange and counter intuitive to what we think people should be told to be like.

But if you go around being like jesus, it doesnt stop others behaving like arseholes.

Which then makes you try to come up with some sort of connection theory whereby everyone can be forgiven as individuals as long as you just blame organisations and structures, and pronounce judgements on everythink like you're the fucking messiah.

I know it annoys the fuck out of everyone....including rational reasonable humourous disers, like zxcvbnm, whom I think is OK

Plus it achieves nothing.

I have to learn to not to try to think and talk about humanities problems, because thats a load of bollocks, people DO NOT really want to go into that, because underneath they have recognised the futility of it.

I think that I am getting to the point of realising that, and I need to ween myself off it.

I have to start looking after myself, and part of that is being meaner.......but thats a difficult thing to start to do, in an artificial way. Is there any advice or methods that people can give.

(PS there are company courses about assertiveness and stuff, but they are bollocks to me)