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Mate, right there's this uber-fancy organic food shop by where I work, ok?
right - very occasionally I'll have to dip in there if I have no time at all to get a sammich anywhere else.
Here are three things that happened there
When asked why a salad cost £8:00, the sounter assistant replied "Those beans...are from Egypt".
A colleague payed £1.50 for a lemon.
I overheard someone ask whether or not they could microwave this chicken dish they were buying if they didn't finish it all.
The reply, from the 30-something till person was " I've never used a microwave".
This brownie's dead nice, though.