the best event in prowrestling 30 men enter - only one gets an opportunity to main event Wrestlemania

also on the card

THE ROCK returns to the ring for the first time in 10 months for his first title shot in 10 years against CM Punk, who has the longest WWE title reign of the last 25 years.

anyone?

no?

How about the man formerly known as Bubba Ray Dudley marrying Hulk Hogan's daughter on TNA Impact last week only for his best man to turn on Bubba, Hogan and the rest of TNA to join forces with the evil Aces & Eights biker gang who've been attacking the company seemingly forever?

no?

What about Big Donnie vs Super Domino Cliff Compton in the next $5 Wrestling iPPV?
The stakes are in that one and the trash is being talked:

DOMINO Cliff Compton ?@CliffCompton
My take on the @highspots IPPV is simple. @donnie_big is gonna get fucked up!! Time to die asshole!! Your gunt wrote a check it can't cash.