I know this isn't an issue with places that have self-service machines, but I had to go to waitrose because that's the only place I can buy tofudogs. Anyway, after I got the rolls and stuff I went up to the condiment section to buy some mustard because I'd run out, but I just looked at it knowing I couldn't buy it. I couldn't deal with the cashier knowing how i like my hotdogs, y'know?

fuck's sake i want mustard