It's like look! Here's a story that's made up. But we've kinda made it funny. It's not actually about something real, so it's not funny, but imagine if it was, then it'll be funny. Maybe you can even call it satire as it's similar to something real, at times. Hilarious!

Like this total wankfest:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/games-company-unveils-passive-aggressive-birds-201110074396

Literally, the fuck?