i have a work colleague who sounds like she's either at the point of climax or in absolute agony with every sneeze, which seems absolutely over the score for a shared work-space, she does it out of the blue too which can scare the shit out of you when you're not expecting it!

also used to work with a guy who would literally scream at the top of his voice then bang the desk on the recoil from a sneeze

they're definitely doing this for attention right?