got gout? Woke up on Saturday morning unable to put any weight on on my right foot and, excluding a 4 hour stint of luxuriant body popping on Saturday night, it hasn't gotten any better. Gouten any better

gout was always on the cards considering my extended experience as a lush, but i don't want to be wheeled around by my elderly mother for the rest of my life

alternatively i may have simply hurt myself whilst mortal (as is normally my want)