Iceland, Aldi etc. really come in to their own at this time of year. 'Bitesize lasagne'? Any other time of year you'd rather eat dog chod, freeze it at Christmas and call it bite size, suddenly it's Christmas tea.

Bacon wrapped gateau on a stick. With a peanut dip.
Mini chocolate kievs.
Deep fried sausagemeat and chips in a bun, with a banana coulis.

The fuck is it all about?

Merry Christmas, or some shit