Chelsea kick off their International Community Shield semi-final thing in about 20 minutes. Bit of a meaningless bauble to European clubs tbh but I won't lie, it would be pretty cool to win and piss off people (and Spurs fans) by singing about being champions of the world for the next year.

Boro edged out of the League Cup by Swansea. The semi-finals could be genuinely interesting depending on how the Leeds game works out.

Mansfield and Celtic squeak through in their respective cup games.

Nani to Arsenal, lol.

What else then?