My new housemate's just moved in. She seems really nice but it was a bit awkward answering the door to her cause I'm ill and didn't really have anything to say. The house is a bit messy and I had a few dirty dishes in the sink and the work surfaces were covered in crumbs. I'm really worried she's in there now washing up for us and cleaning the kitchen.

I had headphones in and couldn't hear her asking me if I wanted a brew so I was like "SORRY?!" and then I just no thanks even though I really want one.

She's still in the kitchen doing stuff and I really need a glass of water but dont want to go in when she's in there being tidy and I look like this.