That is shrouded in blue flashing lights.

Every time I drive towards it, and I see the lights reflecting in the surrounding houses, I find myself slowing down, expecting a fire engine to come charging around the bend towards me.

I know that blue lights on cars are NOT ON, but I somehow feel that this house should be illegal as it seems to be impersonating an emergency vehicle.

Our Christmas tree is not up yet.

Talk about Christmas trees and lights and other related shit here if you want. Or don't bother, up to you.