engagement parties been a thing?

This didn’t used to be a thing, did it?

With a formal invitation and everything…….Have one next month….

They’re really just ‘give me more attention!!111’ parties, aren’t they?

Also, proposing has become a massive attention competition as well, hasn’t it?.

I’m going to force a kitten to swallow a ring and then entomb it in ice and then set up tea lights suspended from a tree in the forest and then wait with my partner for the ice to melt and then force her hand into the dead kitten’s mouth where she has to rummage around in it’s intestines until the ring fastens onto her finger.

MArRy ME!!???