what's the worst date you've ever had?

shat the bed after a one night stand?
got so bored with your dates patter that you've started trying to count the hairs on their head?

i once went on a date with a girl who the following morning locked me in her flat and wouldn't let me leave, cue jokey "hiding of the keys" to the front door which escalated into me having to demand pretty firmly that she opened the fucking door, dodged a bullet with that one for definite...