West Ham and Stoke draw up 1-1 in the football purists' game of the season. I watched 10 or 15 minutes, wasn't terrible but not in the least inspiring. Andy Carroll looked angry to go off, but it was far from the paddy the commentators were talking up.

Chelsea vs Juventus tonight. I think Chelsea need a win?

Man Utd definitely don't, sending such stars as Tom Thorpe, Scott Wootton and Michael Carrick to 'hell' for what will probably still end up being a scrappy 1-0 win. Kagawa is out for 3 years.

Think it is also Benfica v Celtic. MON THE HOOOOOPS.

Transfer speculation:
Torres leaving Chelsea
Sturridge leaving Chelsea
Chelsea signing another right-back
Walcott staying at Arsenal
Cahill rejoining Everton and Rocha rejoining Portstmouth

AO(V)B?