Do you like it?
Do you have any good recipes for it?
http://www.spam-uk.com/recipes/
I have a tin at home. Should I just fry it and serve with a fried egg on top? Should I chop it small and fry it and then turn that into scrambled eggs?
All Spam anecdotes (Spamecdotes) encouraged. No Monty Python references, please.
Oh and you can talk about junk mail, but only junk mail received by elderly people.

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