SO, there is a guy. We went on a couple of dates and then last week I thought, right, time to see what this one is made of, and so I dragged hom back to my lair.
WELL.
OMG.
He has a penis like an ARM. LIke a trunk.

<omit a million details, just use your imagination>

The end result is that I can't do anything useful with that thing. My GOd, I have tried, but it is NOT coming near me.

Is there anything that can be done in these situations? I'm not sure what I'm asking you really. It's just been really awkward because he likes me too, but we're just not going to be able to do anything with it and I don't think this is the first time a girl has said this to him because he looked sad when we were discussing it.

I mean, when he was hugging me in bed it was giving me a dead leg ffs.