Following on from that "write a novel in 30 days" thread, lets all get together and write a story. I will start with the first five words, the next poster the next five words, and so on.

EG:

Poster 1: "Once upon a time there"
Poster 2: "Was a forum called DIS"
Poster 3: "everyone there was a virgin"

Could be fun.

I'll begin:

Last week I awoke to...