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The perfect present for your average hypocritical, Guardian-reading, Stoke Newington-residing, six-figure-salary-earning, champagne socialist wanker.
A super expensive doll's house complete with wind turbine, solar panel, recycling box, and rainwater harvesting barrel. As (obviously) featured in the Guardian, and only available in Selfridges. I'd imagine Polly Toynbee's already got one (for when the kid's visit her Tuscan villa):
Hmmm, interesting...