I think I could be the poorest here, at time of writing.

I have £3.75 to last me til Friday.

I do have other sources of money:

holiday fund - currently standing at a whopping £15 (cheque)

savings - not a lot, believe me

but other that that, it's just £3.75 til Friday. I have food in the house, beer, wine, a little weed etc - so I think I'm gonna be OK.

gonna play football tomorrow - so that's £1.50 accounted for.

can anyone beat this paltry amount?

I hope they can in many ways