Yeah, I'm sure we've done this before but I've been reading Christopher Hitchen's memoirs and enduring his tales of witty luncheons with Martin Amis and Clive James and all the rest of it, and thought we might as well do it again.

THE RULES:

-Choose five people
-Can be dead or alive
-Must be real (no fictional characters)
-Can have them for any reason - you think they're interesting, you want to sex them, want to start a fight
-I'm afraid language barriers and stuff still exist so bear that in mind
-Feel free to choose a menu and entertainment, Come Dine With Me Style