I'm a student, and Student Finance are pissing about or something, I don't really know, but they're not paying my loan in and I've got insufficient funds and can't withdraw money or anything, and I really kind of need to buy quite a few bits.

Short of busking, and selling my body for profit, I'm a bit stuck. I don't really like to borrow off friends, either.

Could do with some quick, painless money-making schemes both for the immediate future and longer-term.

Cheers!