Implausicole apologises unreservedly to the FA for getting at t'internet after having a snifter or two.

City face Sunlan in the early kick-off. O'Neill seems intent on embarrassing us and being just plain embarrassing the rest of the time- expect a score draw. Wham versus Arsenal should be interesting, if not entertaining. On Sunday Newcastle versus United is the pick of four more Prem fixtures. In the Championship, there's an early promotion dogfight to enjoy in managerless Blackburn's meeting with Solbakken's intriguing Wolves outfit.

City 2 2 Sunderland
Chelsea 4 0 Norwich
Swansea 3 1 Reading
WBA 2 2 QPR
Wigan 1 2 Everton
Wham 1 1 Arsenal

Southampton 1 3 Fulham
Liverpool 2 1 Stoke
Spurs 2 1 Villa
Newcastle 1 2 United