Imagine a world where your house has marble flooring, under-floor heating, a wet room and a jacuzzi bath which works 2 out of 3 times.

That could be your world. *Pulls cord, three balloons fall from net, confetti cannons fail to go off*.

Basically: housemate needed for a room in detached 4 bed in Blackheath for November move-in. Housemates are me, a sports journo (male) and an agency writer (female).

It's just on Blackheath common which is pretty badass, and transport links are numerous. All in: £480 a month including all bills and internet.

If you're interested, PM me loads.