John Terry summons up all his chest thumping, heart on the sleeve wearing, "I'm a big enough man"-ing courage as he waits to hear the disciplinary panel's verdict. Twitter steels itself for an avalanche of scouse indignation when he only gets 2 matches.

Kelvin Mackenzie contines his unblemished record of arseholery

Capital One Cup. Er...Giroud got his first goal, Darren Fletcher continued his comeback, Chelsea vs United in the next round. Anything else?

Blackburn might sack Kean and replace him with Tim Sherwood. Being Venky's though, they could just as easily give Kean a new 18 year contract, make Mike Newell director of football and try to sign Raul.