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T-shirt slogans in English worn by foreigners
An extremely fertile ground for hilarious, irrelevant and perplexing combinations of words people choose to emblazen themselves with. Just been on holiday and saw loads of them - here are my favourites:
Travel *all* the Seas
We part but we will meet now
The LOVE ZONES are the BEST
(the last is my favourite, in massive block caps on the back of a teenage goth boy's black t-shirt)
WAITING DEATH is worse than DEATH ITSELF
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WAITING SEX is better than SEX ITSELF