1. How soon is now? (please give dates)

2. It's not the end of the world? (extra marks for explaining if this is a proper question)

3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? (please show working)

4. How will it be when I grow up (to be a man)?

5a. Why does it always rain on me?
b. Where have Travis gone?Why are they so crap?

6. D'yer know what I mean? (extra points for absurdly elongated vowels and a Manc Accent)

7. Do You Realize??

8. Can blue men sing the whites (please answer in scat)

9. What difference does it make?

Marks out of 99 and a flake. The winner gets a special prize...