1. Damn, I thought this was going to be a thread about masturbation.
2. was hunting for an argument to save me from the tedium of a Sherlock Holmes essay.
3. i survived uni without an umbrella. if it rained i didn't go out, it was a good excuse not to go to lectures.
4. 'SWAGGERY' - wavey monkey arms. Nonsense!
5. are they just like holes in his face? if you look into them can you see his brains?
6. Or getting drunk with Martin Grech. Because that's all people from Stockton do. Burglary and drinking with d-list rock stars. Who says stereotypes aren't reliable?
7. Yes, kill the motherfunkers!!!
8. Winston Purr-chill
9. Lay Lady Lay - the first time anyone has written and sung lyrics under aenesthetic
10. You're right, that would make it funnier. You should send your suggestion into channel 4.