Rules: All you have to do is name a footballer. But it cannot be a current premiership star (Say, Shaun Wright-Philips), someone from the 1960's etc (eg. Nobby Stiles) etc. They can be a player from a Lower or Foreign League. You just have to use your judgement. It's good fun in the pub, and gets rid of most female company within minutes - if thats your thing.

Simple!

Steve Sedgley.