our *desktop publisher* (she is at pains to stress that she is not a designer as a defence for her shoddy work) is mine.

you know that email joke thing where the guy tries to pay for a bill using a picture of a spider? or that other one where the woman wants a poster for her lost cat? well when I'm working remotely, trying to get this person to do what I want over email is hell bringingly horrific.

can someone please design me a towpath closed sign?