So everyone should know by now: no stocking this year. Or ever again. Christmas is destroyed. But I have to go through the day anyhow, so I might as well inflict my suffering upon you. I don't know, some people enjoy that kind of thing? It seems sad not to do a thread, it's too much a part of my Christmas now. So this will have to do. And hey, you don't get the stocking, which is kind of the best bit, and I'm not around family, so I feel less guilty being honest about stuff (or a bitch, depending on perspective), but you get everything else. There are a few presents under the tree, and I'm pretty sure that I'm going to hate all but one or two of them, so there's potential. And all the family stuff. Who doesn't love family stuff?

Note: I don't have a laptop, so most update will be done through my phone, which probably means all kinds of spelling/grammar/autocorrect errors. Try to ignore them.

This feels all new and adventurous and kind of sad but also a bit exciting.

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

PROBABLY NOTHING.

BUT LET'S SEE.........