the basics of my situation: i am a guest at somebody's house. they are not here this evening. about one hour ago i got bored and had a wank. you may think that's weird, but there's no time for that now. i had a wank, then 10 minutes after decided i needed to piss. so i foolishly stood at the toilet and began to piss but my stream split into two and went in completely opposite directions, drenching the shower curtain and the sink to my left. i also pissed on my crotch with the leakage.

so i panicked and covered the shower curtain area with handsoap and rubbed a wet towel into it, then wringed it out. then i sprayed the spot with foot odor spray (all that was in the medicine cabinet) and it still smells a little funny.

then i realised a big wet spot on just that part looks suspicious so i drenched the whole shower curtain in water from the shower and then dipped my head under so it looks like i've had a shower and just got the curtain wet. i wiped up the piss on the sink and i think that part is fine.

but the curtain still smells odd...i can't exactly take it off and wash it in the washer, they'll be home in an hour max.

seriously panicking.