I just went for one at work. It was ok, had some red wine last night so it was pretty grey. Anyway, I came out and there was an awful stench in the room, someone had done a turbo turd in the other cubicle, and not flushed, and done one. I was washing my hands, and my boss came in and went in the turboturdcubicle, then came out spluttering and gagging. Then looked at me and said 'YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST FLUSHED'. The injustice made my face feel hot. That was my poo story, thank you very much.