Don't laugh, but COuntry Life is one of my guilty pleasures. SO, they have come up with a list of 39 things that people should strive to be able to achieve, and I think I can do about 24 of them (I'll let you guess which. There are no rusty trombones in herm, it is 100% SFW).
How any can you do?

http://www.countrylife.co.uk/countryside/article/524440/Country-Life-s-39-steps-to-a-better-life.html