Just got the shittest cut of my life from some old bloke who i assume they dragged from the mental old people's home because he hasn't got a clue how to cut hair. He cut my fringe by flattening it down on my forehead and just cutting across. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CUT HAIR EVEN I KNOW THAT AND I'VE NEVER CUT HAIR EVER YOU'VE PRESUMABLY BEEN CUTTING HAIR FOR YEARS HOW STUPID ARE YOU. I look like a monk with shitter hair now. Twat.

I guess you can share your shit hairdresser stories here if you want, I dunno.