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pulling out hairs

Smee [Edit] [Delete] 18:00, 4 January '11

I get real pleasure from doing this. I can't explain why. The level of pain is directly juxtaposed with the satisfaction gained for each type of hair. Here they are starting from the least painful / satisfying:

1. Thigh hair. Used to do pull these little critters out all the time while lying in bed with my gf's tweasers. Quite enjoyable for a bit but the pain is so inconsequential it feels a bit unfair and gets boring very quickly.

2. Head hair. A rare treat is finding a white hair to eliminate. Merely for reasons of curiosity rather than vanity. Can be painful and quite exhilerating.

3. Beard hair. Some of my chinny chin hairs are kind of wiry and twisted, like three hairs moulded messily into one. These guys are really testy but holding the purged blighter between thumb and forefinger is a delight to behold.

4. Nose hair. Almightily tear inducing. Often tug on these, very rarely actually pull them out. When you do though, oh boy. Mine are think like shoelaces and I try to keep hold of them for as long as is socially possible afterwards (10 mins max).

5. Pubes. Often thought about it, tested the water with a gentle yank. Haven't dared do it yet though.


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