I don’t know why, but this morning I remembered the wonderful ‘Frogging’ item, in which Scroff Crudle offered an expert summary as a frog was guided around an obstacle course by its handler in the pursuit of the Dioralyte Shield. Brilliant radio.

Post your favourite Mark and Lard moments/quotes below, as we attempt to substitute wit and humour for a thread full of borrowed lines and cheap nostalgia.

Stop! … … Carry on!