until i saw these really good comments on a brooker article.

''God, the Guardian really is pushing the advertorial, isn't it? Maybe everyone at the Guardian has to write on the iPad this week in their own style. Delights to follow:

'Why I hate the iPad" by Julie Bindel

"The iPad: an insidious tool of American imperialism" by Seumas Milne.

"Banish those winter blues with a nice, chunky iPad" by Nigel Slater

"The iPad: an insidious tool of colonial oppression" by Gary Younge

"Why the iPad is just a silly toy for useless men" by Polly F... sorry I mean Zoe Williams

"Oooh! It sounds like the name for a panty liner, hee hee" by Tim Dowling

"An ostentatiously contrarian review of the iPad" by Peter Bradshaw

"The iPad: Brezhnev thought of it first" by Jonathan Steele

Every time an iPad is bought a polar bear dies" by George Monbiot

"This will be the first iPad election" by Jonathan Freedland

"Don't give the police iPads" by Henry Porter

"The iPad is a mirror in which we can see our shrivelled souls" by Madeleine Bunting

"Does the iPad come in black too? No? It's racist!" by Hannah Pool

huzahh...they've got their bloody numbers, eh? amiright?

huh?

eh guys?

guys?

man, i need to go to bed.

but not before my two penneth...

'In 1769 when the Bavarian artist Fwelzalier Reiser depicted small local taverns piled high with limestone tablets...' by phillip french

'rosemary had an i-pad but she's lost it in the house somewhere. i told her it was a bad idea. fielding was on the way to join the search until he got lost in the bus.'...by michele hanson

'ahh the i-pad....sounds a bit SANITARY, right girls?' by Barbara ellen

'computer books? but i haven't read all the real books yet, thank you very much'...by alexander chancel...oh.....too late

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/29/apple-ipad-prefer-my-diary

there was more i had, but i thought i'd leave some for the good people of DiS...

so go on....what you got?

let's get fucking satirical.