we laughed about cress
and what a mess
you hadn't made
since you grew it yourself
at primary school

'i don't think i could eat cress unless i had made it myself'

a poor student with no dosh
i said 'me too', a little bit sloshed
'what do?'
'medical scho(ol)'
'wow that could make you quite posh'

i said my course is a trike to her bike
but she said 'just do what you like'
'i will, i think'
as i paid for my drink

but she counted the coins in my palm for me
quite sexy she was as she pulled out 20p
i gave her a nod and said, 'enjoy that kebab',
she said you too, *thinks* 'what a wonderful lad'

waheey...

you KNOW it's been a shit night when the highlight is the 3 minute conversation you had with some fittie in the kebaby.

you KNOW that.

you fucking KNOW that shit.