Hello, DiS, I've just returned from having dinner with my mum. I'm now waiting for her to fall asleep in front of the tv so i can get the crap bottle of wine thats in the fridge. I'm pretty tipsy because I'm a lightweight these days. I'm semi-jokingly offered her a place in my ATP chalet which she did not take me up on.

Anyway, do you have dinner with your mum and get slightly drunk? Slagging off your dad is par for the course, isn't it? Mine are separated but I imagine if they're together its quite the same. And then you talk about cliched womens subjects!