The Mongolian festival of Naadam:

Naadam (Mongolian: ??????, Classical Mongolian: Na?adum, games) is a traditional type of festival in Mongolia. The festival is also locally termed "eriin gurvan naadam" (????? ?????? ??????) "the three games of men". The games are Mongolian wrestling, horse racing and archery and are held throughout the country during the midsummer holidays. Women have started participating in the archery and girls in the horse-racing games, but not in Mongolian wrestling.

Every single event in this sounds fucking ace.*

*I haven't read as far as the archery, but wrestling with your own personal singing cheerleader and mega-horse racing both sound ace.