So I accidentally got a job running online campaigns for Greenpeace India thinking I was going on a quick jaunt to Amsterdam instead. This is all well and good, I like warm weather, cheap high quality drugs and the opportunity to travel while feeling like a smug twat because I'm 'doing something worthwhile'. There are however downsides.

I have a ticket for the My Bloody Valentine ATP and now I can't go - I have thought about flying back specially for it, but that seems a bit much to me, especially as it would involve skiving off working on a climate change campaign to jet round the world for just one weekend of music and drugs in a Butlin's holiday camp.

Does anyone want the ticket - it's for a 5 person chalet. Dr No Vocalchords aka Gaz off here is going, and he is on occasions quite fun, plus the other people are OK too.

I'm willing to take offers - message me.