Are the hander-outers of these crappy free magazines specifically instructed to distribute them on the basis of gender? When walking to the tube with the little lady on a Shortlist day, the dude has ignored her and reached across to offer me Shortlist, but the opposite has happened on Stylist days.

Is this a bit outdated? Can we get cross about it? What about if I minced past and called him a bitch, would I get a Stylist? And why does fog smell of smoked cheese?

ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE