(the video)

jesus christ -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8351286.stm

doorstepping some people who happen to work near the lottery winning syndicate...

"do you know any of them?" "no"
"are they about your age?" "no...I dont know"
"where are they celebrating?" "I dont know"
"did you hear any cheers?" "no"

Starting to genuinely believe Chris Morris has just secretly infiltrated the BBC News.