This really pisses me off. It's my own fault for watching the shit but as I don't know anything really about Brando, Monroe, Reynolds, Hepburn, Taylor etc I thought it would be vaguely interesting. And that part was.

We had the now compulsory part where they showed Croft doing the slow hand stand thing she does, the glitchy camera getting stuck on her triangular boobs and some 45 year old male, 'media expert' being wheeled out to remind us that 'most teenage boys fantasised more about Lara than any real girl at school' and how 'in ten years time we might actually see people being in love with a computer generated individual and being socially accepted'.

I mean... really? Fuck off.

No-one genuinely out there believes this stuff do they, no matter how much money or grey out-of-touch hair they have? I know there was that terrible Pacino film 'Simeone' and the 'Ananova' Russian TV presenter which jumped on the bandwagon, but the only reason I played Tomb Raider was to marvel at the 3D environments or drown the unresponsive, control-input-ignoring upper class bint.

And if people really did fancy 'her', surely they'd have been jerking off to Jessica Rabbit and the logo for the 3DO for a decade beforehand anyhow?