Well.....I think it's just stopped.

It seemed to last for literally about a minute, and then there was an almighty groan.

It happens often. Once my mum commented on it in the morning and just randomly came out with this whilst watching some pleasant saturday morning tv - "do you think the women next door is a prostitute? I think she is, Steven"....."Mum - it's her husband."...She just went "oh yeah"

I'm glad my mum didn't even consider the possibility of older people actually having sex for relationship purposes. Makes me sleep easy knowing my parents aren't at it next door.

Can anyone else hear people having sex? If so, why aren't you having sex?